Many of you have requested that I update my “Your Man Might Be Gay list”. I have heard your pleas. Unfortunately, I don’t have time tonight to compile a full list. Also, I don’t want to feed even more into some of yawls’ already illogical paranoia that all men are gay. Trust me, they are not; gays are still very much the minority and we are treated as such. The following is just another salient warning sign; one in which I failed to mention in my first post. Please remember that my listings are just mere yellow caution signs on the highway of love, not stop signs (yellow does not mean stop; it just means proceed with your wits about yourself, listen, observe, follow your instinct). Also keep in mind that homosexuality is not a formula, I am just writing about trends and characteristics that I have noticed over the years.
Numero Uno of the Caution Signs
Dow low black men use Jesus as a lifestyle cover even more than they use White women. Don’t get mad at me, I didn’t make the rule; I’m just the lowly messenger. Come on people, think about it. I’m not saying that this applies to everyone, but for a lot of black men under 50, the Black Church is just a gay club for the less attractive, socially awkward, fat boys of the gay community (for those over 50, it’s a neighborhood senior center). It’s almost like churches subliminally advertise that “If you don’t feel comfortable dancing shirtless under a multicolored strobe light and disco ball, come to New Birth, University Park, West Angeles, Emmanuel, Greater Allen A.M.E., Lakewood, World Changes, CCC, Metropolitan, Trinity, Potter’s House etc and get your dance on.”
There is only one Black church that doesn’t have gays….drum roll please…….Jehovah Witness. You may hear a gay boy say that he was raised JW, but you never hear one say that they are JW. Why you ask? Because JW churches don’t have choirs and they only sing songs from the most drab hymn book known to man. No organ, No Keyboard, No drums, No choir, NO SOLO, NO GAYS.
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this is hilarious. you are gonna get in trouble. haha
ReplyDelete"but for a lot of black men under 50, the Black Church is just a gay club for the less attractive, socially awkward, fat boys of the gay community (for those over 50, it’s a neighborhood senior center). It’s almost like churches subliminally advertise that “If you don’t feel comfortable dancing shirtless under a multicolored strobe light and disco ball, come to New Birth..."
Timely post cuz I was gonna ask u...My passa is always doing the invisible hair flip...what do u make of that??
ReplyDeleteas if on cue, my gym teacher invites the whole class to church for easter sunday right after regaling us with how mahogany changed his life...
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